100 Dungeons and Dragons Tavern Names

I wrote a list of 100 D&D Tavern Names. I wish I knew why.
Oh, I remember why: I'm a huge geek.

1. The Fertile Soil
2. The Sleeping Dragon
3. The Trusting Sailor
4. The Crow's Nest
5. The Happy Halfling
6. The Ancient Elf
7. The Smiling Jackal
8. The Sneezing Walrus
9. The Starving Weasel
10. The Lucky Traveller
11. The Thirsty Lemur
12. The Cock and Hen
13. The Ball and Chain
14. The Fish and Whistle
15. The Satyr's Revenge
16. The Weeping Widow
17. The Missing Orphan -- Best Meat Pies in Town!
18. The Chubby Friar
19. The Drowned King
20. Bloodbath & Beyond
21. Darling Dana's Den of Debauchery - UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT (Now a stuffy, clean and, above all, quiet wine bar run by an elf named Piotr. There's a dress code, and barely any prostitutes.)
22. The Spot (The hip tavern, frequented by hot young adventurers that make your party feel old)
23. The Bleeding Predator
24. The Job (So you can tell your wife you've got to spend a late night at the Job)
25. The Filthy Commoner
26. The Scorned Woman
27. The Tended Garden (the working girls here have a reputation for their unusual... landscaping)
28. The Moose and Squirrel
29. The Sleep and Drink
30. The Eat and Drink
31. The Sleep Inn
32. The Sneaking Goblin
33. The Stinking Orc
34. The Stupid Ogre
35. The Filthy Kobold
36. The Ugly Westerner
37. The Cheating Southerner
38. The Twisted Blade
39. The Knotted Arrow
40. The Locked Scabbard
41. The Bated Dagger
42. The Envenomed Blade
43. The Sleeping Snake
44. The Crunchy Frog
45. The Frozen Yeti
46. The Blinded Beholder
47. The Ill Illithid
48. The Jealous Giant
49. The Nasty Gnoll
50. The Flaming Troll
51. The Generous Guest
52. The Tipping Traveller
53. The Destitute Barmaid
54. The Golden Showers Gambling Paradise
55. The Gilded Lily
56. The Silver Stream
57. The Platinum Hammer
58. The Copper Plate
59. The Tin Whistle
60. The Burlap Sack
61. Henry Hatsworth's Horrible Hotel - Hot Heaping Helpings of Hash, Helpful Hirelings, Hard Hooch & Whores, Whores, Whores!
62. The Severed Hand
63. The Missing Finger
64. The Skinned Thief
65. The Wandering Eye
66. The Travelling Hands
67. The Forced March
68. The Welcome Rest
69. The Easy Lay - Loosest Women in Town!
70. The Dragon's Bane
71. The Sleeping Bear
72. The Mangled Minotaur
73. The Burning Zombie
74. The Burning Witch
75. The Jeweled Dagger
76. The Jewel of (City)
77. The Leaking Bucket
78. The Crusty Bread - Best Sandwiches in Town!
79. The Murdered Merchant
80. The Choking Child
81. The Budgeoned Blacksmith
82. The Burned Barmaid
83. The Flayed Fisherman
84. The Flaming Fletcher
85. The Flogged Farmer
86. The Mangled Mason
87. The Asphyxiated Aristocrat
88. The Hanged Highwayman
89. The Poisoned Priest
90. The Wasted Wizard
91. The Plagued Pirate
92. The Sacrificed Salesman
93. The Clobbered Cleric
94. The Maimed Messenger
95. The Creeping Fog
96. The Black Clouds
97. The Raging Crabs
98. The Drowning Baby
99. The Selfish Trader
100. The Wheel and Axle - Purveyors of Fyne Food and Exotick Drynk From Across the Known Wyrld